iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

midimadoka:

ramune soda

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

I farted so hard my entire bed vibrated what the fuck

pancakemilkshake:

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To celebrate 1,000 followers I’m having a Shrek Giveaway! Shrek is a part of all of our lives whether we want it to be or not so here’s some Shrek shit I’ve amassed for this lovely Shrek-A-Way!

  • Shrek Wallet
  • Mike Myers Collectible Card (Or something? Random ebay find)
  • Poisonous McDonalds Shrek Glass. FOR DECORATION ONLY DO NOT DRINK FROM THIS GLASS IF YOU WIN
  • Custom “Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life” bleach spray t-shirt
  • "Now That’s What I Call Shrek" music CD featuring SEVERAL hits from Shrek, Including "All Star" by Smash mouth.
  • An ACTUAL TICKET STUB I GOT AS A FRESHMAN THAT IS ACTUALLY SIGNED BY THE MEMBERS OF SMASH MOUTH

Giveaway will end September 30th. No giveaway blogs, both likes and reblogs count, and winner must be within the USA.

This is not a joke this is a real giveaway.

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

ydrill:

Cats in love

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

toon-link-1210:

Some of my favorite Wind Waker Manga pages.

parliamentrook:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++

silentcartoon:

xspookitty:

2007excalibur2007:

kibbiethegreat:

Reasons why I’m glad I use an Android phone.

my sides are in orbit

oh my fucking god are you kidding me i don’t want to update to iOS 8 now.

Thank god I use Android holy wow.

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

Creepy Qs
1. Do you believe in aliens?
2. Do you believe in ghosts?
3. Favorite urban legend?
4. Favorite classic monster?
5. Favorite horror movie?
6. Favorite science fiction movie?
7. Are you a Rocky Horror Picture Show virgin?
8. Would you become an immortal if you had the choice?
9. Would you sleep in a haunted house?
10. Your worst fear?
11. Ever had a recurring nightmare?
12. If you were a witch, what would your powers be like?
13. Near death experience?
14. What would be your weapons in the zombie apocalypse?
15. Are you afraid of the dark?
16. If your soul was an animal, what would it be?
17. Favorite fairy tale?
18. What would you do if you knew it was the last day of Earth?
19. Is there anyone you would die for?
20. Do you believe in reincarnation?








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